Hey girls…

[Auntie Merge]

Andy Carroll is single again.
(Not sharing the gossip page links)

I wonder if we’ll suddenly get an influx of female fans.

[He is too young for me… John Still promised he’d sign me a husband about 30 years ago, like that turned out well.]

[len]

We need to get him back on the pitch first, dating after.

[Lcbdagger]

Andy Carroll is single again.
(Not sharing the gossip page links)

I wonder if we’ll suddenly get an influx of female fans.

[He is too young for me… John Still promised he’d sign me a husband about 30 years ago, like that turned out well.]

Didn't he suggest one of the reasons for signing for us and leaving France was because of his family and partner and being closer to the wider family in Essex? Hopefully this doesn't impact upon on-field performances, if and when we do get him back fit.

[Ally Fraser]

He’ll probably get injured talking to them