Any more new signings ?

[Lcbdagger]

Playing Devil's Advocate after the Cheek signing but still a bit light in defense aren't we? No word yet, I believe on Widdowson and Staunton so definitely a left back short...

[Auntie Merge]

(Imagines terrace rendition of "the Cheeky Song", shudders involuntarily)

Here are the lyrics just for everyone to learn but it`s mainly for Alan and mickeyblue so they can practice before the season kicks off :-
Cheeky girls
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys

Never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile
Don't be shy
Touch my bum - this is life

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys

Hmmmmmm cheeky cheeky
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys
Oh boys cheeky girls
Oh girls cheeky boys

Never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile
Don't be shy
Touch my bum - this is life

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys

Come and join the the cheeky club (This is what you want)
Come and sing the cheeky son (Our cheeky song)
Come and join the the cheeky club (This is what you want)
Come and sing the cheeky son (Our cheeky song)

Come and smile
Don't be shy
Touch my bum - this is life

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys

Cheeky Cheeky!

I'm not really sure that anyone should be touching anyone's bum without explicit permission these days.

[mickeyblue]

yeah I'd ban that daggersnewbie
cheeky boy

[Auntie Merge]

yeah I'd ban that daggersnewbie
cheeky boy

I'm not in the mood to ban anyone. But from time to time one or two people do need to be put over my knee and oo er...

[durnzo]

Seeing it laid out like that, what a monumental piece of song writing!!!

****** mine.

[Auntie Merge]

I looked into my crystal ball this morning and I saw a number of new legs.
It was either the reflection of the spider (he is called Vincent) on the bedroom ceiling or a prediction that we are signing the cat from Everton.