Views from the Sieve

Alright lads, any of you fellas play candy crush on here? For those who aren't in the know, it's this new game where you've got to move candy for various purposes.

Anyway I've been pretty successful on there but I need people to help me get to the next level, the cheeky bastards! Just wondering if any of you geezers could help a man out!

Much appreciated lads.

TomMc is your man, I believe he wrote the original program.

That was a different game entirely, where you played the (sorely-missed) actor John Candy working at a Crushing/Screening Plant.

If only you had trademarked the name.