The witty chant thread.

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ARNU
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The witty chant thread.

Post by ARNU » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:44 am

1 quid !!!
We've only got 1 quid !!

Or

Glyn Hopkins who -oa - oa- oh !!
Glyn Hopkins who -oa - oa- oh !!
Can stick his crappy cars !!
Up his f-----n arse !!

Add your own.
Just a consumer.

NBDag
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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by NBDag » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:49 am

He’s just a bald Glenn Tamplin
He’s just a bald Glenn Tamplin
Etc.

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by dagger4eva » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:40 am

You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Dagger83 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:52 am

I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya
Love ya like you want me to
I'd do anything for you-ou-ou
Id be so goo-ood for you
I could be so good for you
I'll do it like you want me to
Love you like you want me to
There ain't nothin' I can't go throu-ou-ou-ough
I'd be so goo-ood for you
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Coydagger » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:55 am

He's bald,
He's a t*t
He's left us in the sh*t
Glyn Hopkin, Glyn Hopkin

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by dagger4eva » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:20 am

You must say that you love me,
All of the time.

You must say that you need me,
And that you’ll always be mine.

Or else I’ll …. screw you over
Yes I’ll …. screw you over
Baby I’ll …. Screw you over
Its Hopkin time !!!

:whistle:

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by A S dagger97 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:09 pm

We're crap now skint too
We're crap now skint toooo

Thank you Glynn Hopkin

We're crap and skint too
"Starting over can be challenging, but also it can be a great opportunity to do things differently"


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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by SUSSEX DAGGER » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:47 pm

Glyn got Auntie wrapped around his finger.

and to the moderators
Free Dagger4eva

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by NBDag » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:03 am

dagger4eva wrote:You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin
This one is very good.

EDITED

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by NBDag » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:46 am

I would like to apologise for my song. When I said that Glyn was a lying so and so, I was wrong. I have it on good authority (I can’t say who because they might get in trouble) that he has infact never told a lie. My song was meant to be taken light heartedly but I now see how this might not be the case. I would like to extend my apology to the following:
Glyn
Nissan Leaf and all owners
The Monkees who’s hit 1967 song Daydream Believer that I tarnished.

The forum deserves better. I hope I can do better. I’m sorry.

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Sagres » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:24 pm

dagger4eva wrote:You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin
Catchy little number, I can hear it on the telly from the terraces now!

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Diggerthedog » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:54 am

Any Doe songs?

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Daggernewbie » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:14 am

Diggerthedog wrote:Any Doe songs?
How about

Sorry guys, can't have that.

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Re: The witty chant thread.

Post by Daggernewbie » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:51 am

Daggernewbie wrote:
Diggerthedog wrote:Any Doe songs?
How about

Sorry guys, can't have that.
So who censored then would like to know

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