Auntie Merge in goal
Thommo
The bloke who sells the fifty fifty tickets by the calling turnstile.
Me ( although borehamwood need a program seller )
Jake Howells
My auntie lily ( she's 88 and takes corners better than Corey)
Diggerthedog the mascot
Diggerthedog forum member
Stacy Solomon
Darren currie
Patrick from eastenders
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I'm not a goalie, never have been.
My position was wide on the right. I was a little right winger. I could run fast and get to the ball first, when one on one.
I didn't know what to do with the ball when I got there, but I'd always get there first.
Please don't play me out of position.
My position was wide on the right. I was a little right winger. I could run fast and get to the ball first, when one on one.
I didn't know what to do with the ball when I got there, but I'd always get there first.
Please don't play me out of position.
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At last, some famous Dagenham humour of yesteryear. That's a bit more like it.
I am gutted, everyone on here is gutted, I am sure Stilly and the players are gutted and dare I say it, Thommo and DTP will be gutted. BUT life goes on. Pick yourself up and dust yourselves down and get there Saturday and remind yourselves why you go every week. Because it's meant to be fun, not because you thought you were going to see the best players in the World.
Anyway, should any of the Management Team step down or leave where do I apply to take their place?? Sitting almost right behind the dugout I have a good idea of how it all works, so should work out fine.
I am gutted, everyone on here is gutted, I am sure Stilly and the players are gutted and dare I say it, Thommo and DTP will be gutted. BUT life goes on. Pick yourself up and dust yourselves down and get there Saturday and remind yourselves why you go every week. Because it's meant to be fun, not because you thought you were going to see the best players in the World.
Anyway, should any of the Management Team step down or leave where do I apply to take their place?? Sitting almost right behind the dugout I have a good idea of how it all works, so should work out fine.
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If we're still playing Jake Howells at left back even in this team Merge then in goal you go... playing out of position is no excuseAuntie Merge wrote:I'm not a goalie, never have been.
My position was wide on the right. I was a little right winger. I could run fast and get to the ball first, when one on one.
I didn't know what to do with the ball when I got there, but I'd always get there first.
Please don't play me out of position.
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How about that Miles?Mark wrote:Hogan had to retire from not playing football due to injury to his burger eating arm.
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Mustn’t mention flagsMark wrote:Maybe if we stretched all the flags over the goal it would help keep the ball out.
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Not sure about putting Thommo at the back. He scores too many own goals......ARNU wrote:Auntie Merge in goal
Thommo
The bloke who sells the fifty fifty tickets by the calling turnstile.
Me ( although borehamwood need a program seller )
Jake Howells
My auntie lily ( she's 88 and takes corners better than Corey)
Diggerthedog the mascot
Diggerthedog forum member
Stacy Solomon
Darren currie
Patrick from eastenders
Broom Broom Broom - Let me hear you say Wayo - Wayo!
Very well said.DI Mike Dashwood wrote:At last, some famous Dagenham humour of yesteryear. That's a bit more like it.
I am gutted, everyone on here is gutted, I am sure Stilly and the players are gutted and dare I say it, Thommo and DTP will be gutted. BUT life goes on. Pick yourself up and dust yourselves down and get there Saturday and remind yourselves why you go every week. Because it's meant to be fun, not because you thought you were going to see the best players in the World.
Anyway, should any of the Management Team step down or leave where do I apply to take their place?? Sitting almost right behind the dugout I have a good idea of how it all works, so should work out fine.
Oh bollocks! Auntie lily has got a blood test at queens so can't play Saturday after all. We're farked!!
Hopefully they can move it forward or we'll have to play the 50/50 bloke up top and bring in the bloke from the pie and mash shop and put him out on the left. A bit out of position but we're just a pub team innit !
Hopefully they can move it forward or we'll have to play the 50/50 bloke up top and bring in the bloke from the pie and mash shop and put him out on the left. A bit out of position but we're just a pub team innit !
Bollix to Shampoo, it's real poo we want !