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Postby ARNU » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:06 pm

Auntie Merge in goal
Thommo
The bloke who sells the fifty fifty tickets by the calling turnstile.
Me ( although borehamwood need a program seller )
Jake Howells
My auntie lily ( she's 88 and takes corners better than Corey)
Diggerthedog the mascot
Diggerthedog forum member
Stacy Solomon
Darren currie
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Auntie Merge » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:10 pm

I'm not a goalie, never have been.

My position was wide on the right. I was a little right winger. I could run fast and get to the ball first, when one on one.
I didn't know what to do with the ball when I got there, but I'd always get there first.

Please don't play me out of position.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby DI Mike Dashwood » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:16 pm

At last, some famous Dagenham humour of yesteryear. That's a bit more like it.

I am gutted, everyone on here is gutted, I am sure Stilly and the players are gutted and dare I say it, Thommo and DTP will be gutted. BUT life goes on. Pick yourself up and dust yourselves down and get there Saturday and remind yourselves why you go every week. Because it's meant to be fun, not because you thought you were going to see the best players in the World.

Anyway, should any of the Management Team step down or leave where do I apply to take their place?? Sitting almost right behind the dugout I have a good idea of how it all works, so should work out fine.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Lcbdagger » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:18 pm

Auntie Merge wrote:I'm not a goalie, never have been.

My position was wide on the right. I was a little right winger. I could run fast and get to the ball first, when one on one.
I didn't know what to do with the ball when I got there, but I'd always get there first.

Please don't play me out of position.


If we're still playing Jake Howells at left back even in this team Merge then in goal you go... playing out of position is no excuse :grin:
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Mark » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:20 pm

Maybe if we stretched all the flags over the goal it would help keep the ball out.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby RayleighDagger1986 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:21 pm

Just stick Digger in goal
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Mike the Dagger » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:22 pm

Where is Hogan these days?
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Mark » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:28 pm

Hogan had to retire from not playing football due to injury to his burger eating arm.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby A S dagger97 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:50 pm

Mark wrote:Hogan had to retire from not playing football due to injury to his burger eating arm.

How about that Miles?
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Chigwellian » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:43 pm

Mark wrote:Maybe if we stretched all the flags over the goal it would help keep the ball out.


Mustn’t mention flags
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby RampantDuke » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:21 pm

ARNU wrote:Auntie Merge in goal
Thommo
The bloke who sells the fifty fifty tickets by the calling turnstile.
Me ( although borehamwood need a program seller )
Jake Howells
My auntie lily ( she's 88 and takes corners better than Corey)
Diggerthedog the mascot
Diggerthedog forum member
Stacy Solomon
Darren currie
Patrick from eastenders


Not sure about putting Thommo at the back. He scores too many own goals......
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby Mark » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:02 am

Our supporters team were great at own goals perhaps we should be on the board of afc dagenham for sake of continuity.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby durnzo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:23 am

Get kevin mitchell in the middle of the park as a bit of an enforcer, and the "statue" of bobby moore by the a13 on gale street to play at the back. Can't do any worse!!!
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby durnzo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:25 am

DI Mike Dashwood wrote:At last, some famous Dagenham humour of yesteryear. That's a bit more like it.

I am gutted, everyone on here is gutted, I am sure Stilly and the players are gutted and dare I say it, Thommo and DTP will be gutted. BUT life goes on. Pick yourself up and dust yourselves down and get there Saturday and remind yourselves why you go every week. Because it's meant to be fun, not because you thought you were going to see the best players in the World.

Anyway, should any of the Management Team step down or leave where do I apply to take their place?? Sitting almost right behind the dugout I have a good idea of how it all works, so should work out fine.


Very well said.
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Re: Team v Aldershot

Postby ARNU » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:27 am

Oh bollocks! Auntie lily has got a blood test at queens so can't play Saturday after all. We're farked!!
Hopefully they can move it forward or we'll have to play the 50/50 bloke up top and bring in the bloke from the pie and mash shop and put him out on the left. A bit out of position but we're just a pub team innit !
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