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Five Word Match Reports

Postby Auntie Merge » Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:19 pm

Borrowed from bifmag (RIP) - five word match reports. Sum up any game you've seen in no more than 5 words for people who weren't there.


Daggers 3 Rochdale 1
Could have gone either way.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby bearaab » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:01 am

Rochdale have a midget striker.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby AVincelotFlyingLeap » Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:16 am

Leeds 4 Birmingham 0

3-4-3 is shit. McCormack isn't.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby dagger4eva » Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:04 pm

Daggers 3 Rochdale 1

Get out of jail free
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Ilford Dagger » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:51 am

'What a load of c**p' would have been apt for most of our games for the last 3 full seasons, but not this one!!
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Penfold » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:59 pm

That was f@$*ing stupidly cold!!!

Summing up the ESC game against Romford
"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there."
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Auntie Merge » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:29 pm

Daggers v Wycombe
Won but sloppy second half.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Mike the Dagger » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:11 pm

Happy season is almost over.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Mike the Dagger » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:34 am

Liverpool 0 Chelsea 2

How smart is Jose Mourinho?
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Auntie Merge » Sat May 03, 2014 9:34 pm

I got given a ticket for a different game today.

Brentford 2 Stevenage 0

Just as dull as Dagenham.
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Mike the Dagger » Tue May 06, 2014 9:01 am

Crystal Palace 3 Liverpool 3

Ex Dagger wins Premier League....

(for Manchester City)
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby matt_drfc » Tue May 06, 2014 3:18 pm

Mike the Dagger wrote:Crystal Palace 3 Liverpool 3

Ex Dagger wins Premier League....

(for Manchester City)


I like
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Auntie Merge » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:43 pm

Daggers 0 Morecambe 3

Where was our tall forward?
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby Mike the Dagger » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:01 pm

Daggers 0 Morecambe 3

Season ticket a poor investment?
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Re: Five Word Match Reports

Postby USADAGGER nick » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:42 am

Daggers 6 brentford 6

Why was I not listening
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