The witty chant thread.

Discuss all matters related to Dagenham and Redbridge
User avatar
ARNU
Posts: 3746
Joined: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:43 pm

1 quid !!!
We've only got 1 quid !!

Or

Glyn Hopkins who -oa - oa- oh !!
Glyn Hopkins who -oa - oa- oh !!
Can stick his crappy cars !!
Up his f-----n arse !!

Add your own.
Bollix to Shampoo, it's real poo we want !
NBDag
Posts: 1224
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:22 pm

He’s just a bald Glenn Tamplin
He’s just a bald Glenn Tamplin
Etc.
dagger4eva
Posts: 1735
Joined: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:39 pm

You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin
User avatar
Dagger83
Posts: 524
Joined: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:39 pm

I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya
Love ya like you want me to
I'd do anything for you-ou-ou
Id be so goo-ood for you
I could be so good for you
I'll do it like you want me to
Love you like you want me to
There ain't nothin' I can't go throu-ou-ou-ough
I'd be so goo-ood for you
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Coydagger
Posts: 60
Joined: Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:55 pm

He's bald,
He's a t*t
He's left us in the sh*t
Glyn Hopkin, Glyn Hopkin
dagger4eva
Posts: 1735
Joined: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:39 pm

You must say that you love me,
All of the time.

You must say that you need me,
And that you’ll always be mine.

Or else I’ll …. screw you over
Yes I’ll …. screw you over
Baby I’ll …. Screw you over
Its Hopkin time !!!

:whistle:
User avatar
A S dagger97
Posts: 472
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:55 pm
Location: Crewe
Contact:

We're crap now skint too
We're crap now skint toooo

Thank you Glynn Hopkin

We're crap and skint too
"Starting over can be challenging, but also it can be a great opportunity to do things differently"

Or in Dagenhams case, Terribly!
SUSSEX DAGGER
Posts: 2619
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:47 am

Glyn got Auntie wrapped around his finger.

and to the moderators
Free Dagger4eva
NBDag
Posts: 1224
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:22 pm

dagger4eva wrote:You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin
This one is very good.

EDITED
NBDag
Posts: 1224
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:22 pm

I would like to apologise for my song. When I said that Glyn was a lying so and so, I was wrong. I have it on good authority (I can’t say who because they might get in trouble) that he has infact never told a lie. My song was meant to be taken light heartedly but I now see how this might not be the case. I would like to extend my apology to the following:
Glyn
Nissan Leaf and all owners
The Monkees who’s hit 1967 song Daydream Believer that I tarnished.

The forum deserves better. I hope I can do better. I’m sorry.
User avatar
Sagres
Posts: 503
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:26 pm

dagger4eva wrote:You put your cheque book in
Your cheque book out
You see a dodgy flag
And you shake it all about
You throw a hissy fit and turn around
That’s what it’s all about
Ohhhhhhh Hokey Cokey Hopkin
Catchy little number, I can hear it on the telly from the terraces now!
Diggerthedog
Posts: 3890
Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:08 pm

Any Doe songs?
Daggernewbie
Posts: 852
Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:37 pm

Diggerthedog wrote:Any Doe songs?
How about

Sorry guys, can't have that.
Daggernewbie
Posts: 852
Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:37 pm

Daggernewbie wrote:
Diggerthedog wrote:Any Doe songs?
How about

Sorry guys, can't have that.
So who censored then would like to know
Post Reply