Dagenham & Redbridge Football Club – Job Vacancy

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dagger4eva
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Dagenham & Redbridge Football Club – Job Vacancy

Post by dagger4eva » Mon May 18, 2015 3:54 pm

Job title: Interior Designer
Qualifications required: GCSE Grade F or better in Art.
Position currently held by a monkey paid peanuts - about to be put down out of it's own misery.
Salary: 2 pints of Carling a day and a packet of port scratchings


Not only have the supposed interior designers at D&RFC managed to turn the club boardroom into a canteen but their latest effort is to turn the clubhouse into a new walk in centre.

Walking in yesterday I noticed the new flooring and commented how it felt like a hospital, only to be told that the flooring had in fact come from Queens!! The design geniuses are also shortly going to be putting the same floor material as a new veneer for the bar.

We have obviously already used up the previous supply of British Rail carpet strips we used for the upstairs bar.

I know it’s close season and haven’t had a chance to moan about something for a while but sometimes we really do take the cheap & nasty option when just a few measly £££ spent would have a much nicer effect.

Still, would hate to deprive Tommo of his yearly cruise ;)

Have a good summer ya'll

:mrgreen:

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